Lockdown Conversations : Us Paar

Us Paar

Us Paar? Kis Paar?

Arey Us Paar?

Deewar ke us paar Padosi

Sarhad ke us paar Padosi Mulk

Aasmaan ke us paar taarey

Par taarey toh aasmaan ke is paar bhi hain 

Toh?

Taarein toh sarhad ke is paar bhi hain 

Toh kis paar hoga jab us paar hoga?

Us Paar? Kis Paar?

Arey Us Paar?

Zindagi ke us paar shayad roshni shayad andhera

Toh?

Andhera toh Zindagi ke is paar bhi hai, aur shayad nahin.. pakka hai 

Par gaur se dekho toh shayad is paar roshni bhi mil hi jayegi

Kahan ?

Dekho toh sahi ..

Ghane andhere ke baad aksar is paar roshni aati hai 

Aur us paar?

Us paar kis paar?

Arey Lockdown ke us paar?

Acha! Lockdown ke us paar..

Pata nahin yaar...

Pehle deewarein pata thi toh darwazey bana diye us paar jaa sakein 

Sarhadein pata thi toh taarein aur lakeerein kheech di ki us paar na jaa sakein 

Antariksh pata chala toh space ship bana di ki us paar ja sakein 

Aur khatra pata tha toh firewall bana di ki us paar na jaa sakein 

Jaana hai tumhe us paar?

Haan .. Ghoomne ka bohot shauk hai.. mera matlab hai tha.. ye dekho 

Fancy passport cover.. 2019 mein decide kiya tha ki puri duniya ghoomke bhar dunga isey

par ab pata nahin us paar jaane ko milega bhi ya nahin 

Kabhi socha hai us paar kaisa hoga sab kuch ?

Kya tum usi tarah apne jigri ko galey laga paogey?

Sadkon pe paani puri aur chaat ke chatkaare laga paoge?

Kitna alag hoga tumhara bartaav apni maids aur house helpers ki taraf?

Kuch bhi bolo 

Insaaniyat mein toh thoda bohot Ijaafa* hua hai is lockdown se

Insaaniyat aur dil dono ka hi Ijaafa hua hai 

Haan.. Asli mein dil kaafi badey ho gaye hain 

Par utna hi patience ki takhfeef* hui hai 

Ab ruka nahin ja raha dekhne ke liye ki us paar aakhir hai kya?

Kya us paar kabhi ja bhi paayenge?

Apne dil kareeb ko Cchoo bhi payenge?

Kaisa mausam ho gaya hai 

Kaisa?

Pehle ke zamane mein ..

Pehle ke zamane mein matlab?

Matlab in pre - Covid times

Acha mujhe laga aap B.C. ki baat kar rahe hain 

Nahin nahin 

B.C. aur A.D. dono hi bohot puraaney ho gaye 

Ab toh humare liye 

purana zamana matlab March ke pehle ke wo 30 saal jo hum jee chukey

Jee bhi chukey?

Arey Jiye kya..

Aisa lag raha hai 30 ke 30 saal barbaad hi kar diye

Ab jaake jab waqt ki koi ehmiyat nahin bachi 

Tab waqt ki ehmiyat sab se zyaada samajh mein aa rahi hai 

Waqt ki kya ehmiyat nahin bachi ?

Yaar mere liye toh nahin bachi ..

Kyun nahin ?

Kyunki Koi puchne wala hi nahin hai?

Hmm

Acha toh jab koi puchne wala tha toh tum toh bada hi maan lete the na..

Hmm.. Nahin 

Toh phir bahane maarna bandh karo

Hmm.. Acha hai 

Toh jab waqt ki koi ehmiyat hi nahin bachi 

tab uski ehmiyat ka andaaza pata chal raha hai 

aur ye bhi pata chal raha hai ki 

Pichley 30 saal toh race mein daudte daudte barbaad kar diye

Race?

Kaunsi Race?

Pata nahin kaunsi race thi mui..

Pata nahin tha kaunsi race thi 

Phir bhi bhaag rahe the ?

Hanji..

Yaar ye toh wohi baat ho gayi ki Mummy ko pata tha fancy dress competion hai phir bhi tumhey relay ki practice karva rahi thi

Haha.. Haan .. aur pata hai jab school pohoche aur sachchai saamne aayi toh kya kaha mummy ne teacher se ?

Kya kaha?

Ki haan toh?

Ye fancy dress mein sportsman bana hai 

Chalo beta .. Bhaag ke dikhao !

Phir kya hua?

Phir kya?

Maine bhaagna start kiya 

Phir?

Phir 30 saal nikal gaye..

Oh Teri!

Toh pata hi nahin tha jaana kahan hai ?

Na..

beech beech mein kuch pitstops aaye jahan aisa laga ki shayad idea hai ki kahan jaana hai 

Par.. Ab aisa nahin lagta kahin jaana bhi hai 

Us paar bhi nahin jaana ?

Ye us paar jaane ke chakkar mein hi toh yahaan phasey hue hain 90 din se 

Matlab ?

Matlab 

Us paar bhi wohi hai jo is paar hai 

Pehle is paar ko toh sambhaal lo 

Phir us paar ke baare mein soch lena 

Is paar ka kuch idea nahin hai 

aur us paar ko explore karne chale hain 

Aaye badey!

You mean 

Jab tak is paar sab theek nahin kar lete 

Tab tak us paar jaane ka koi matlab hi nahin hai

Correct

Nahin toh race kabhi khatam hi nahin hogi

Jab tak jo haath mein hain usey sambhaal na lo samajh na lo 

Tab tak us paar waale ke haath mein kya hai wo jaan ne ka koi matlab hi nahin hai 

Us paar ke haathon ke peechey bhaagte bhaagte ye haal hai ki 

Ab us paar toh kya is paar mein bhi kisi se haath nahin mila sakte 

Isiliye 

Apne haath mein jo bhi hai usey sambhaal ke rakho 

Kahin Phisal na jaye waqt ki tarah jo is paar phisal raha hai 

Ek saal jo humesha itihaas mein yaad rakha jayega 

Us saal ka humein khaali sofa Tv aur laptop yaad rahega 

Slambook mein milestones kaise lagayenge?

Kya likhenge

Is paar kya kiya tha 

Jo us paar jaane ki latt lagi thi?

Deewaron ke us paar jaane se pehle socho

Ki Deewar ke is paar sab theek hai ?

Sarhadon ke us paar jaane se pehle socho

Ki Taaron ke is paar kya sab theek hai ?
Zindagi ke us paar jaane ke pehle socho 

Zindagi ke is paar kya sab dekh liya hai,seekh liya hai,jee liya hai ?

Khud ke us paar jaane se pehle socho 

Kya Khud ke is paar sab samajh liya hai ?

Finish Line ke us paar jaane ke pehle socho 

Ki Finish line ke is paar bhaag kyun rahe hai ? Ye Samajh liya hai ?

*Ijaafa - Enlargement

*Takhfeef not takleef - Decrement 

Actually takleef hi hai Patience ka decrement 

Na?

Comment No. 1 : Conversation 2 logon ke beech mein nahin hoti hai ?

Me : Hoti hai 

Comment No. 2  : Toh Phir ?

Me : Toh Phir kya?

Comment No. 3 : Dusra Insaan kahan hai ?

Me : Apne Ghar.. Lockdown hai na ? Tum bahar ghoom rahe ho ?

Comment No. 4 : Ch#@ti**