Kyun bhai?
" Kyunki Democracy mein Sawaal puchne se hi wo zinda rehti hai "
Hmm Democracy ko zinda rakhne ke chakkar mein kahin hum ye toh nahin bhool rahe ki sawaal puchne wala zinda bach raha hai ki nahin ?
Kaafi serious note pe chalu kiya na is baar ..
Kyunki duniya hi itni serious ho gayi hai filhaal..
Anyway lets jump in to some light stuff
Random Stuff
In order to make this a fun read
Ram ke time pe Sawaal ye tha ki Ram jeetega ki Raavan
Aye Aye! Ram ke time pe matlab?
Haan ye bhi ek sawaal hai
Ram ke time pe matlab kya?
Ram ka time khatam kab hua?
Ye time bhi Ram ka hi hai
Haan ye toh bilkul satya hai because Ram Naam Satya hai
Agreed .. But By Ram ka time I meant
Jab Ram existence mein tha
Jab Sita kidnap hui thi
Ram aur Raavan ki ladai hui thi
Aye Aye ! Ye tu kaisi baatein kar raha hai ?
Haan ye bhi ek sawaal hai
Main ye light ke naam pe itna heavy naam kaise le raha hoon?
Haan.. aur kidnap hui matlab kya bey? Izzat se baat kar samjha! Bhagwaano ke baare mein baat kar raha hai tu m%$d#*c007
Acha! Haan sorry !
Izzat.. Main toh bhool hi gaya tha
Toh Ram ke time se mera matlab tha jab Ram Bhagwan, Sorry Shree Ram Chandra Bhagwan Ji the Mata Seeta Mayya bhi thi.. Ayodhya ki paavan dharti pe Ramayan rachi ja rahi thi.. Main us DD national type ke samay ki baat kar raha hoon Vatsa
Haan theek hai ab point pe aa .. itna over exaggerate karne ki zaroorat nahin hai..
Cool
Toh Ram ke time pe sawaal ye tha ki Ravan jeetega ki Ram ? Right?
Ab toh Syllabus hi change ho gaya hai ..
Ab toh Ram ki ladai Ravan se hai hi nahin
Ab toh Sawaal kaafi change ho gaya hai aur random bhi
Toh Sawaal ye hai ki Ram jeeteyga ki .....
Really?
ye visphotak topic chhedega tu apne 2 takkey ke blog pe?
ye national issue hai
Chhed kahan raha hoon
main toh sirf sawaal puch raha hoon
Ki Syllabus change ho gaya, Kaise? Kab sey?
Ab inmein se Ravan ko do(2) feelings aa rahi hogi
First : Existential Crisis
Ki main kahan gaya bhai equation mein se
Toh iska simple answer hai
Bhai tujhe toh paet mein baan chala ke maar diya tha aur usi paet mein se baan nikaalke beej nahin daal diye the ?
Aye Aye
Tu ye kya bakwaas kar raha hai ?
Arey? dekha nahin hai ? Ramayan mein Ram jab Ravan ko maarta hai toh haath jodke kuch kuch bolta hai aur phir suraj ugta hai aur suraj ke saath saath Ravan ki naabhi mein se guldasta bhi.. Jao homework karke aao chalo phuto!
Ravan answering ( Maybe) : Arey phir bhi yaar! Itna iconic character hoon main
I mean tha main .. Aise kaise mujhe replace kar diya ? Just because Ram ne mujhe Hari Ghaas mein daalke mere upar harey harey phool pattey ugaye .. toh main kya replaceable ho gaya?
This is not fair yaar! Main duniya ka sabse smart villain tha yaar I mean hoon yaar.. Aise kaise green se match karke mujhe replace kar diya.. Hadhdh hai matlab .. Saari mehnat waste ho gayi.. Shyaaa
Second : Khushi !
Ki ye dekho .. Ram Ram bolke Ram ke bhagton ne Ram ke sidhdhaanton ko hi Ram Ram kar diya
HEEEHAAAAWHHAAAAW
Main Hoon Raavan !
Shaktishaali
Sarva Shaktimaan!
toh ab main sawaal ye hai
Ki Raavan ko chahe jo bhi feel ho raha ho
Do you think Ram will be happy right now?
In either of the cases?
Koi possibility hai ?
Socho
Aur mujhe batao
#didramactuallywin?
Bohot heavy ho gaya ?
Chalo thode aur sawaal puchte hai phir bandh karte hain aaj ka post
Main aaj Shyam Benegal ki film " Mandi " dekh raha tha
Mubi pe
Waise Mubi khareed lo bhaiyon
Kaafi Acha content
( Maine jugaad pe chala raha hoon kyunki #Sindhirepresent, hum log thoda hichkichatey hain official subscription lene mein )
Acha? Sirf Sindhi hi nahin, saarey, acha almost saarey entertainment subscriptions Jugaad pe chal rahe hain ?
Oh isiliye
Bhai tu Netflix ka id password dega please ? is the most trending Sawaal!
Nice ! Main faltu mein guilty ho raha tha
Anyway
By the way
Shyam Benegal Sir hain kahan?
Bohot time ho gaya hai unke baare mein sunke
Kya satirical commenting hoti hai unki filmon mein society pe ..
Unki saari filmein kamaal hai kamaal! Hats off to you Sir!
Toh main Mandi dekhte dekhte kamathipura pohoch gaya aur mere mann mein ek hi sawaal aaya
Mandi : Ye film sex workers ke life ke around ghoomti hai, unki life, the challenges they face etc.
By the way.. amazing film.. must watch..Shabana Azmi, Naseer Sa'ab,Om Puri, Smita Patil jaise kai aur kalaakar hain is film mein.
Toh film dekhte dekhte main pohoch gaya apne BMM waale zamaney mein jahan ek case study ke chalte main pohoch gaya tha Kamathipura, Sex Workers ki life study karne. Uske baare mein detail mein kabhi aur bataunga. Kaafi life changing experience tha.
Brothels wali is Industry ko India mein kaafi parde ke peechey se dekha jaata hai
Considered Illigal
Dance Bars Ban ho chukey the and what not
Toh India ka sawaal ye hai
Sorry, India kya jaan na chahta hai wo sawaal sirf India ko pata hai Ya Arnab ko
Toh mera sawaal ye hai
Ki jab Covid ke daur mein Chhuuna hi ban ho gaya hai
Chhuuna yane TOUCH hi ban ho gaya hai toh whats happening with sex workers? Unki life unka business kaise chal raha hai ?
Agley sawaal ki ore chalne se pehle mere andar ke baithe Pimp ne ek jawab diya hai jo ki totally kalpanik ho sakta hai, mujhe toh laga possible nahin hai ki aisa ho jaye aur is se chal haye roti paani par ab ye sahab bol toh rahe hai , aap bhi padh lijiye
" Arey! Boss! Covid Corona ! Nakko Rona, Dhanda bandh nahin hoga, Apan log virtual reality mein venture kar rele hain, ye aaj kal ki generation phone pe hi khush ho ja reli hai. Tension not! Dhandha nahin rukenga, You want to be my Binnesss partner? "
Chalo agar aisa ho raha hai
Toh badhiya hi hai
Nahin toh mere dimag mein ye sawaal toh kaafi chinta wala tha ki un sab ki life kaisi chal rahi hogi without TOUCH
Meri toh kaafi mushkil se chal rahi hai bhai! #honestyisthebestpolicy
Chalo agla sawaal
2020 mein pata hai sabse mehengi gaadi kaunsi hai ?
Audi! Naah!
BMW ! Naah!
Merc! Naah!
Toh phir kaunsi?
AMBULANCE
Ambulance kab se in sab se mehengi ho gayi? kuch bhi haan !
Tujhe nahin lagta?
Naah..bakwaas kar raha hai tu
Chal Ambulance se hi puch lete hain ..
Ambulance baat karti hai ?
Kyun? School mein toh essay mein tubelight aur pankey bhi baat karte the .. toh Ambulance kaunsi kam hai
Toh Aayiye chalte hain aur puchte hain ki badhti demand ki wajah se kya ambulance ke bhaav bhi bad gaye hain ?
Arey yaar ye toh abhi bhi humble hai
Simple
White
Toh Ambulance Ji
Kya lagta hai aapko ? Aapko raahat kab milegi?
tseb rof epoh s'teL
Kya?
ye kya bol rahi hai kuch samajh nahin aa raha
Arey Aaina pakad, samajh mein aa jayega
Hanji Ambulance Ji
Lets hope for the best!
Aaj kal toh kaafi busy rehti hongi na aap ?
Aaraam karne ka time milta hai ?
Aaram ke liye nahin logon ki seva karne ke liye janm liya hai maine
Jab mareez hospital time pe pohoch jaata hai na
tab log mujhe haath jodke thank you bolte hain
Jab main time pe unke ghar pohochti hoon tabhi bhi unke chehre pe jo relief jo sukoon hota hai wo ajeeb tarah ki shaanti deta hai
Kamaal hai
Itna busy, itna hectic schedule hone ke bawajood bhi aap itni sweet, humble aur simple kaise hain ? Itni Shaant!
Shaant? Jab zaroorat ka waqt hota hai toh main itna shor machati hoon , idea nahin hai tumhe
I transform myself into a power house
Saving peoples' life
Blaring the siren out
Luxury cars making way for me
All this gives me a different high..
But best are smiles
I just love them
Aakhri sawaal
Aaj kal aap mein oxygen pre installed nahin hai most of the times
Aisa kyun?
Aye Chal
ye sab serious questions mein mat phasa mujhe
Gtg
*Siren Sound*
Comment 1 : Is blog ka naam Sawaal nahin phaaltu sawaal hona chahiye tha
Comment 2 : Nahin iska naam Sawaal - Jawaab hona chaiye tha.. saare sawaal bhi puchey, Jawab bhi de diye.. Random Bakchodi.. Time Waste
Comment 2 : Nahin iska naam Sawaal - Jawaab hona chaiye tha.. saare sawaal bhi puchey, Jawab bhi de diye.. Random Bakchodi.. Time Waste
Comment 3 : Kuch kuch Jawaab saalon se nahin miley toh is blog mein kya milenge.. dhoondho dhoondho
Comeent 4 : Jai Shree Ram! #mandirwahinbanayenge #m@d#rc007
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