Lockdown Conversations : Cheesy Baatein

Cheesy Baatein Matlab? Random baaton se Cheesy Baatein ? 

Hello? What is?

Cheesy baatein matlab wo baatein jo hum bina soche samjhe apne aap se sochte hain aur karte hain 

Toh Random baaton mein bhi toh tum kahan sochte samajhte ho

Toh? What is the difference ?

Difference hai 

Random baatein aap kisi se bhi karte ho ya kar sakte ho

but cheesy baatein most of the times sirf uske saath karte ho jiske saath aap comfortable ho 

Jiske saath vulnerable hona risky nahin lagta

Jo tumhe bewakoof samjheingey ki tum kya bole ja rahe ho aur tumhe bura nahin lagega

Mujhe abhi bhi nahin samajh mein aa raha hai bhaisahab

Haan thoda difficult hai 

Chalo I will try again 

Cheesy mode jab ON ho jaata hai tab tum ek bewakoof bacche jaise ho jaate ho, actually bewakoof bhi nahin ho toh chalega, but bacche jaise toh ho hi jaate ho. Jab tumhari gehri daadi aur muchch hone ke baad bhi tumhe " Aww, So cute " ye sunne ka mann karta hai. Jab tum apne most childish self ko kisi ke saamne rakh dete ho. Zyada sochte samajhte nahin ho. Ye wo type ki baat hai Jab bachcha puri tarah chutiya jaata hai aur us smiley jaisa bann jaata hai. 

Smiley Jaisa matlab?

Arey wo wala smiley 

Love is blind wala smiley

Arey wo jo yellow takle ki dono aankhon mein dil bhare hue hote hain 

How is that love is blind waala smiley?

Dono aankhon mein dil bhar jaayenge toh kya Ghanta dikhega?

oooo shit! Maine kabhi aisa socha hi nahin tha 

Hmm.. Ab samjha?

Haan cheesy baaton mein inhibitions aur darr nahin hota 

Aap judgement se nahin darte 

Aap thode jagah se sarak jaate ho

Hmm Aur tab aapko sirf wo ek insaan important hota hai 

Aur us ek insaan ki muskaan

Arey aisa sab toh filmon mein hota hai 

Asli mein nahin hota 

Hmm Hota hoga 

Kisko Pata

Cheesy Baatein : Filmon Wala Pyar

Wo jo filmon wala pyar

Wo jo dekhte aaye hain 

Teen se Tees tak 

Nahin nahin wo hollywood wala nahin 

Wo bollywood wala 

Hindi cinema wala

Cheesy Picturon wala

Haan wohi same to same

Kai baar dekha hai 

Haan aur dekhte dekhte mehsoos bhi kiya hai 

Haan wahi jiska Shahrukh bhagwana hai aur Kajol Devi

Oops that sounded very heavy

Anyway

The question is "Is that for real?"

Yes? No ? May be?

Hmmm...

Filmon wala pyar

Waise toh ye cheez, ye feeling, dekhne mein toh achi hi lagti hai 

Par is sey na hum logon ki life mein problems badh gayi hai 

Wo kaise?

Humney filmon se stalking seekhi, Cheesy baatein karna seekhi, Ladki ka peecha karna seekha

But Us se kuch hua nahin 

Ulta chappal jootey thappad padi

Similarly ladkiyon ne greeting cards aur slambooks bharna seekha, notes share karna seekha, bina kisiko bataye karva chauth ka vrat rakhna seekha.etc.etc.

Result ? Nil

Ab issue ye hain 

Ki ladki Hero ko dekhke " Aww" karti hai 

Same ladki humko same harkat mein "Ja" karti hai 

Nahin nahin 

You are confused my friend

Ladki doesn't like stalking,following and all that baatein 

Ladki likes it to be subtle and real

Wo us pe "Aww" karti hai 

Oh Haan! Correct

My bad 

But anyway 

Filmon wale pyaar mein Ladki and Ladka become each others' universe

Ye filmon wale pyaar ne normal life wale pyar pe bohot load nahin daal diya hai ?

Kaisa load?

Ofcourse there is load 

Seeing se feeling tak

Kneeling se dealing tak

Matlab?

Matlab asli zindagi mein violins bajte hain ?

Tum ek ladki ke liye lad hi jaate ho kya sab se?

Dil ke aagey Dimag aur Dimag ke logic fail hi ho jaate hain kya?

Mere saath toh nahin hua 

But I have seen other people go crazy about each other

I have also seen two individuals abandon their world and make a small world of their own 

I have also seen people fight their families for it

Haan suna toh maine bhi hai 

Mere kuch doston ne ye sab kiya bhi hai 

But main abhi tak ye sochta hoon ki mere saath kab hoga?

Ye same to same?

Mujhe bhi chahiye aisi kahani

Tere saath hua hoga 

Parn tuney dhyan nahin diya hoga

Hum log sab bohot busy hain life mein 

Oh Shit

That Race mentality

Aur waise bhi Mobile Phone aur Social media ne sab raita phaila diya hai 

Commitments se darr toh youngsters ko pehle bhi lagta tha 

Par options ki availability ne unke liye "abandoning or escaping a relationship" ko easy bana diya hai 

Sab kuch apne hisaab se tailormade hona chahiye

Nahin hua toh we get skeptical about it

This is not going to work - Ye aaj ke zamaney mein sab se frequent thought hai logon ke dimag mein 

Hum us lamhe mein ghusney se pehle hi analyse karna chahte hain ki ye baad mein matter karega ya nahin 

Isiliye hum "In the moment" kuch bhi enjoy ya feel nahin kar pa rahe hain

Dating Apps and Social Media Apps pe bohot saare log miltein hain in the last 5 years.

Haan! Thats quite epic, mere best friend ki toh uski random facebook friend se shaadi bhi ho gayi hai. Social media is good.

Haan one in a million ek aisa case hoga hi.

Mere opinions is maamle mein thode alag hain. Even though I have been on social media and dating apps, Mila bhi hoon kai logon se.

And?

And What? Good times ! 

But overall scenario mein bataun toh 

Hypocrisy ki haddhein paar ho jaati hai Dating Apps aur Social media mein 

Social Media : Not looking for a relationship 

Live : Will this work? 

Dating app : Just want to chill 

Live: Is this going somehwere? 

Dating app : Live life in the moment 

Live : What about our future? 

Dating App/Social Media : Dont think too much Just Enjoy life 

Live : Is this worth it? 

Dating app : Not looking for Relationship or Commitment 

Live : Ye kaun hai ? Wo kaun tha? Who are you texting?

I can go on and on 

But scene ye hain ki hum sab logon ki band baji hui hai is confusion mein ki humein kya chahiye

Aur jab humein wo mil jaata hai tab hum sochte hain ki ye worth hai ya nahin 

Aur jab wo wala barrier bhi somehow cross ho jaata hai tab hum ye sochte hain ki work out karega ki nahin 

Hmm toh hum relationship nahin reality gameshow chala rahe hain jahan hum faltu mein hi apne liye task generate karte ja rahe hain

Aur is chakkar mein hum wo time waste kar de rahe hain jo ki shayad wapis kabhi nahin aayega

Filmon mein aisa nahin hota hai 

Filmon wale pyaar mein jab pyar hota hai toh beshumaar hota hai

Ofcourse filmon mein jhagdey bhi hote hain 

Dil bhi toot-te hain 

Divorce aur extra marital affairs bhi hote hain 

Par wo jo starting wala phase hota hai na wo kamaal hota hai 

Par wo starting wala phase toh apni life mein bhi hota hain na ?

The first three months? Jisko hum honeymoon period bolte hain 

Jahan sab kuch acha lagta hai 

Butterflies in the stomach and all that 

Hota hain nahin, hota tha! 

Kyun ki aaj ke time mein hum apni life ko lekar itna darey hue hain 

Ki humari calculations starting mein hi start ho jaati hain 

Hum puri tarah apne aap ko dedicate hi nahin kar paatey us pyaari pyaar wali feeling ko 

Humara 50% us feeling ko mehsoos kar raha hota hai 

Aur 50% darr raha hota hai aur apne counselor aur best friend se discuss kar raha hota hai ki ye real hai na ? This wont hurt me right? I hope this dude is legit and he is not doing all this just to impress me or sleep with me 

Ab mera maanna ye hai 

Ki jo hona hai wo toh hoga hi

Agar wo dude kameena nikalna hoga toh niklega hi

Agar usko aapke expectations pe paani pherna hoga toh wo pherega hi

Par abhi, is moment pe jo wo kar raha hai/rahi hai aapke liye

Jo aapke 50% ko acha bhi lag raha hai 

Aap wo puri tarah se mehsoos kyun nahin kar rahe ho ?

Hum kal ke darr se aaj ko kho rahein hain 

Yahan hai main difference humare wale aur filmon wale mein 

Bhai

Ye cheesy baatein bohot serious nahin ho gayi? Title badalke pyaar ki analysis karna padega

Nahin, Title same hi rehne dete hain 

Kyunki mere hisaab se cheesy baaton ke bina Filmon wala pyaar filmon wala rahega hi nahin 

Waise filmon wale pyaar ko leke ek Sawaal hai

Uff phir se sawaal?

Bhool gaya?

Logon ko tere sawaal nahin chamakte hain

Log link aur logic dhoondh rahe hain 

Motive dhoondh rahe hain ki tuney wo kyun post kiya

Ab unko kaun samjhaye?

Ki tu insaan hi Random Max hai 

But Sawaal toh hai aur important bhi hai 

Wo filmon wala pyaar jo hum dekhte chalein aaye hain 

Kya hum wo kabhi dekh payenge?

Haath Pakadna 

Garden mein ghoomna

Bench pe baithna

Hugs

Cuddles

Snuggles

Love making

Kaise hoga ye?

Bohot logon ki toh dukaan hi bandh ho jayegi.. na?

Toh kya wo pehle wala censored Filmon wala pyaar wapis aayega?

Kaunsa wala?

Arey wohi wala

Jahan 2 phool pakadke hilaate the 

Aur Chimney ki aag dikhate the

Kabhi sunset toh kabhi sun rise

Haath bhi nahin pakad sakte yaar

Toh kaise hoga ab ye wala pyaar?

Filmon ka chhod

May be ye without touch wala phase will become a litmus test to get results on Asli hai ya Fake ye pyaar

* Views expressed in the blog are personal opinions. 

Resemblance to any living Name,place,animal,thing is purely intentional.

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