Lockdown Conversations : Us Paar

Us Paar

Us Paar? Kis Paar?

Arey Us Paar?

Deewar ke us paar Padosi

Sarhad ke us paar Padosi Mulk

Aasmaan ke us paar taarey

Par taarey toh aasmaan ke is paar bhi hain 

Toh?

Taarein toh sarhad ke is paar bhi hain 

Toh kis paar hoga jab us paar hoga?

Us Paar? Kis Paar?

Arey Us Paar?

Zindagi ke us paar shayad roshni shayad andhera

Toh?

Andhera toh Zindagi ke is paar bhi hai, aur shayad nahin.. pakka hai 

Par gaur se dekho toh shayad is paar roshni bhi mil hi jayegi

Kahan ?

Dekho toh sahi ..

Ghane andhere ke baad aksar is paar roshni aati hai 

Aur us paar?

Us paar kis paar?

Arey Lockdown ke us paar?

Acha! Lockdown ke us paar..

Pata nahin yaar...

Pehle deewarein pata thi toh darwazey bana diye us paar jaa sakein 

Sarhadein pata thi toh taarein aur lakeerein kheech di ki us paar na jaa sakein 

Antariksh pata chala toh space ship bana di ki us paar ja sakein 

Aur khatra pata tha toh firewall bana di ki us paar na jaa sakein 

Jaana hai tumhe us paar?

Haan .. Ghoomne ka bohot shauk hai.. mera matlab hai tha.. ye dekho 

Fancy passport cover.. 2019 mein decide kiya tha ki puri duniya ghoomke bhar dunga isey

par ab pata nahin us paar jaane ko milega bhi ya nahin 

Kabhi socha hai us paar kaisa hoga sab kuch ?

Kya tum usi tarah apne jigri ko galey laga paogey?

Sadkon pe paani puri aur chaat ke chatkaare laga paoge?

Kitna alag hoga tumhara bartaav apni maids aur house helpers ki taraf?

Kuch bhi bolo 

Insaaniyat mein toh thoda bohot Ijaafa* hua hai is lockdown se

Insaaniyat aur dil dono ka hi Ijaafa hua hai 

Haan.. Asli mein dil kaafi badey ho gaye hain 

Par utna hi patience ki takhfeef* hui hai 

Ab ruka nahin ja raha dekhne ke liye ki us paar aakhir hai kya?

Kya us paar kabhi ja bhi paayenge?

Apne dil kareeb ko Cchoo bhi payenge?

Kaisa mausam ho gaya hai 

Kaisa?

Pehle ke zamane mein ..

Pehle ke zamane mein matlab?

Matlab in pre - Covid times

Acha mujhe laga aap B.C. ki baat kar rahe hain 

Nahin nahin 

B.C. aur A.D. dono hi bohot puraaney ho gaye 

Ab toh humare liye 

purana zamana matlab March ke pehle ke wo 30 saal jo hum jee chukey

Jee bhi chukey?

Arey Jiye kya..

Aisa lag raha hai 30 ke 30 saal barbaad hi kar diye

Ab jaake jab waqt ki koi ehmiyat nahin bachi 

Tab waqt ki ehmiyat sab se zyaada samajh mein aa rahi hai 

Waqt ki kya ehmiyat nahin bachi ?

Yaar mere liye toh nahin bachi ..

Kyun nahin ?

Kyunki Koi puchne wala hi nahin hai?

Hmm

Acha toh jab koi puchne wala tha toh tum toh bada hi maan lete the na..

Hmm.. Nahin 

Toh phir bahane maarna bandh karo

Hmm.. Acha hai 

Toh jab waqt ki koi ehmiyat hi nahin bachi 

tab uski ehmiyat ka andaaza pata chal raha hai 

aur ye bhi pata chal raha hai ki 

Pichley 30 saal toh race mein daudte daudte barbaad kar diye

Race?

Kaunsi Race?

Pata nahin kaunsi race thi mui..

Pata nahin tha kaunsi race thi 

Phir bhi bhaag rahe the ?

Hanji..

Yaar ye toh wohi baat ho gayi ki Mummy ko pata tha fancy dress competion hai phir bhi tumhey relay ki practice karva rahi thi

Haha.. Haan .. aur pata hai jab school pohoche aur sachchai saamne aayi toh kya kaha mummy ne teacher se ?

Kya kaha?

Ki haan toh?

Ye fancy dress mein sportsman bana hai 

Chalo beta .. Bhaag ke dikhao !

Phir kya hua?

Phir kya?

Maine bhaagna start kiya 

Phir?

Phir 30 saal nikal gaye..

Oh Teri!

Toh pata hi nahin tha jaana kahan hai ?

Na..

beech beech mein kuch pitstops aaye jahan aisa laga ki shayad idea hai ki kahan jaana hai 

Par.. Ab aisa nahin lagta kahin jaana bhi hai 

Us paar bhi nahin jaana ?

Ye us paar jaane ke chakkar mein hi toh yahaan phasey hue hain 90 din se 

Matlab ?

Matlab 

Us paar bhi wohi hai jo is paar hai 

Pehle is paar ko toh sambhaal lo 

Phir us paar ke baare mein soch lena 

Is paar ka kuch idea nahin hai 

aur us paar ko explore karne chale hain 

Aaye badey!

You mean 

Jab tak is paar sab theek nahin kar lete 

Tab tak us paar jaane ka koi matlab hi nahin hai

Correct

Nahin toh race kabhi khatam hi nahin hogi

Jab tak jo haath mein hain usey sambhaal na lo samajh na lo 

Tab tak us paar waale ke haath mein kya hai wo jaan ne ka koi matlab hi nahin hai 

Us paar ke haathon ke peechey bhaagte bhaagte ye haal hai ki 

Ab us paar toh kya is paar mein bhi kisi se haath nahin mila sakte 

Isiliye 

Apne haath mein jo bhi hai usey sambhaal ke rakho 

Kahin Phisal na jaye waqt ki tarah jo is paar phisal raha hai 

Ek saal jo humesha itihaas mein yaad rakha jayega 

Us saal ka humein khaali sofa Tv aur laptop yaad rahega 

Slambook mein milestones kaise lagayenge?

Kya likhenge

Is paar kya kiya tha 

Jo us paar jaane ki latt lagi thi?

Deewaron ke us paar jaane se pehle socho

Ki Deewar ke is paar sab theek hai ?

Sarhadon ke us paar jaane se pehle socho

Ki Taaron ke is paar kya sab theek hai ?
Zindagi ke us paar jaane ke pehle socho 

Zindagi ke is paar kya sab dekh liya hai,seekh liya hai,jee liya hai ?

Khud ke us paar jaane se pehle socho 

Kya Khud ke is paar sab samajh liya hai ?

Finish Line ke us paar jaane ke pehle socho 

Ki Finish line ke is paar bhaag kyun rahe hai ? Ye Samajh liya hai ?

*Ijaafa - Enlargement

*Takhfeef not takleef - Decrement 

Actually takleef hi hai Patience ka decrement 

Na?

Comment No. 1 : Conversation 2 logon ke beech mein nahin hoti hai ?

Me : Hoti hai 

Comment No. 2  : Toh Phir ?

Me : Toh Phir kya?

Comment No. 3 : Dusra Insaan kahan hai ?

Me : Apne Ghar.. Lockdown hai na ? Tum bahar ghoom rahe ho ?

Comment No. 4 : Ch#@ti**

Lockdown Theory - System Restore

What's happening around the World currently might be orgasmic and satisfying to Satan and other Demons .. May Be..
They might be enjoying and celebrating in rejoice.. That Finally!
Humans are dying and nature is kind of teaching them a lesson, 
This is the beginning of the end, we have waited for this for so long.. 
2012 disappointed us and couldn't exceed our expectations. But, 2020 is LOVE 
Humanity will soon be finished, Humans are paying the price for the harm they have caused to Mother Nature and the planet they grew on since decades.

Even I started believing this.. until one day I decided to go stand in my balcony and observe Nature.
What did I see?

Trees are Greener
Birds Chirpier
Skies Cleaner
Stars Twinklier*
Nature is kind of enjoying this
There were two or four days when we used to be in awe of the moon, but today I look at it everyday, seems very close and HD.. doesn't it?

Went back to the bedroom smiling, took my iPad to play Ludo before sleeping.
An article popped in
It said
The biggest hole/cavity in the ozone layer is now filled up because of the drastic drop in pollution
That's when it struck me

Weren't these harmful UV Rays from the sun supposed to kill us eventually?
Burn our skins?
Weren't we predicting that all along?

Now what?
No skin cancer? No burns?

So this is clearly not the beginning of the end
We have just bought ourselves couple of centuries more to fuck with nature and survive

Because this is clearly not shut down
This is system restore!

Humans and Nature are in a toxic relationship where nature is that partner who is now expecting more abuse

She is addicted to it





* Twinkling more

It's always the Guy..(Contd..)

Day 1 Post the silence
Day 2 Post the silence
Day 3 Post the silence
Day 4 Post the silence



Guy's Phone : (Rings) Girl Calling...1 missed call   (Rings) Girl Calling.. 2 missed calls .....(Rings) Girl Calling..3 missed calls............................................continuous ringing ...series of missed calls

Guy's Eyes : I can see this
Guy's Mind : Let it ring...I want it to ring..Let her realize what she has done...
Guy's Phone : (Stops ringing).... 18 missed calls... Last call - 4 minutes ago
Guy's Mind : She stopped calling...why? How can she leave it? Just like that!
Guy's Ego : What the hell? I am feeling bad now..
Guy's Mind : Guy, please call her and tell her how could she leave it just like that?
Guy's Ego : NO! you wont call..she was the one who left it just like that for 5 long minutes.. You wont call! You need to respect me!

......battle goes on for 15 minutes...

Guy's Mind : She has not called yet..may be she is trying to move on..
Guy's Ego : NO! You can't let  this happen...! What about me? how can she move on? How can she not cry? how can't she be guilty anymore? GO! Stop her ! Pull her back! She can't be happy just like that !! She hasn't catered me enough yet!  Go Call her NOW!
Guy's Mind : That's what I was trying to say..Please call her...


Girl's Phone : (Rings) Guy Calling ...
Girl : (Picks up in just 3 seconds ) Hi baby!!! How are you?? I miss you so much! I am sorry for everything... I thought I lost you... I was so scared.. I am glad you called back... I love you so much! Baby? Why aren't you saying something?

Guy : (after a minute of pleading and begging from Girl) Why the hell did you stop calling? What has kept you so busy? Don't I stand anywhere? How the hell you haven't called in 15 minutes ? What is so important to you? than me? Haan! ANSWER ME!!!

Girl's Eyes : Wet and Full...Looking at Guy's Picture on her Desktop Wallpaper...
Girl's Heart : Something just stabbed me ...I am dying...
Girl's Ego : I am dead since months now..
Girl's Mind : Please keep the phone..I can't take it anymore..
Girl : But baby..I called you almost 20 times..I thought You were busy somewhere..thats wh.....
Guy : Just Shut up! How can you assume things ! Hopeless!

(Disconnects.....)
(Three beeps)
(Silence)
(Sobbing)
(Frozen)


Guy's Ego : Yes!! Now I feel much better.. I Feel alive!!!


..............................................It's always the Guy ..................


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It's always the Guy......

At least, that's what I think. I know many of you out there will think I am making a Generalized statement here, that's the feedback I got for my previous posts. But let me clear this, I write, you read. And most of the times you don't read it either. Haha! Opinions don't need to necessarily match or matter though.. So, in simple words No Offense :)



Why always the GUY?

Well, I will tell you why.....

Guy : See, you got to be honest and frank with me honey, I can stand anything But a Lie
Girl : Okay...
Guy : So?
Girl : So, what?
Guy : Did you?
Girl : No, I didn't..
Guy : See, if you did, its absolutely fine! You know you can tell me the truth, I'd understand that certain conditions made you do it...
Girl : What conditions? What are you talking about?
Guy : You know better.. So just tell me already..
Girl : Tell you WHAT? Please get me out of this interrogation cell.
Guy : You know what! So just tell me ! Please baby:)
Girl : Okay, what do you want me to say?
Guy : That you did..Don't you worry..Nothing will change...
Girl : Will that end this? This IB shit?
Guy : Yeah.. I'll buy you  Donuts then..and we can chill..
Girl : That will be it?
Guy : Yes Baby.. Tell me .. Did you?
Girl : Okay... I did
Guy: Err...WHAT??? Really?
Girl : If that's what you want to hear..Yes
Guy : Are you in your senses????
Girl : I just want this spotlight on me GONE..lets just end this conversation..Please.. Lets go and have some coffee..Leave this behind ..What say?
Guy : COFFEE?? Are you kidding me? Are you out of your mind? I am going nuts here!
Girl : You said you'd buy me Donuts if I said I did...So I did..Please lets stop this..Please
Guy : Fuck Donuts! Fuck Coffee ! You Bitch ... How could you!?!!!! We are done here!!

(Slams Door)
(Sobbing)

(Tears)
(Silence)


......................It's always the Guy..............................

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BOND-AID

Too many heart breaks, too many breakups, too many betrayals, too many commitment freaks, too many obsessive partners, too many possessive partners, too many compulsive partners.

Crucial testing period in most of the so called friendships is when one of the friends breaks up with their respective partners.
It is not very rare to receive a call from a drunk friend informing you about her recent break up.

So, incase its a girl, most of the times it happens that there is this smile on her male friends' faces, and suddenly they become whole and soul for her and give her all the support to get her off that experience and move on. All this while, they will tell her that being single is superb, she should enjoy life with your friends, etc. But one fine day, they will ask her out, or they'll try to kiss her when she is low, they will try to comfort her and just try and be close to her etc.
I am sure, many of you girls reading this have experienced the same.
Your female friends will help you get out of it by taking you shopping, going for parties and drinking it off etc. But your male friends will keep on repeating, he didn't deserve you, how can someone leave a wonderful girl like you, had it been me, I would've never done such a thing to you. Its bad, you want me to talk to him and sort it out for you two? Mujhe toh humesha se laga tha ki ye banda sahi nahin tha tere liye, but as far as you were happy, I was like okay, she is happy, who am I to interfere.


You see the difference?
Your female friend,roomie or girlfriend will help you out of it by advising you to just let go and move on.
Your male friend (Not all) will try and say such things which will not let you out of that loop, they will remind you again and again that you chose the wrong guy, and he always knew it, he will count his flaws for you, in order to draw you closer to him and hear those golden words from you, " Yaar! You are so much better than him, I made a mistake "

Such kind we will now on address  as vultures : they are just waiting for the right time to jump at the opportunity, they don't actually help you out of it, they actually draw you against what you did, make you feel low and guilty in order to trap you into another loop.

Another kind are the genuine ones. Who are actually there to help you out of it completely and ask you to live your life to the fullest. They tell you that no one can control you, you have the absolute right to fly, to live, to breathe... Jo ho gaya hai wo bhool ja yaar! Chal ghoomney chalte hai !
What say?

Same happens with guys who experience a recent break up.. two kinds of female friends, one genuine and one vulture.. though according to what I have seenor experienced, there are less vultures on the female side. On the contrary even here, the guy who broke up with his girlfriend will suddenly become a crying vulture who will gain sympathy and then become the true opportunist and suddenly tell his best friend "I Want You" as if he owns her...
Guys I tell you! ( No offense to the genuine ones )

So how do you know? Who is genuine and who is a Vulture or opportunist?

Characteristics of Vultures 

"I always knew, he was a wrong choice"
But asshole, you always kept on saying he is amazing, you are happy for us

" What happened actually? You want me to talk to him ?"
Ya Ya why not! Even he should know, you are my hero and he was not! Bloody F****

" I am telling you, wo mere saamne aaya na main uski jaan le lunga, uski himmat kaise hui tujhe rulane ki?"
Abey Gadhe, abhi bhi main tere saamne ro hi rahi hoon, phir bhi tereko usi ki padi hai, abhi tak ek baar bhi mujhe chup karane ki ya hasane ki koshish nahin ki, bus hero giri jhaad raha hai

" How could he do this to you, you are so good, you are so pretty, you are so CHARMING, I would've never done this to you! "
Haan haan beta! aa ja godi mein baith jaa aake meri, shaadi kar le mujhse, bus laundiya patt jaye kaise bhi haan, saala jhandu!

In short, if any of your friend suddenly becomes your hero and makes you realize that you were wrong and doesn't get you out of that loop, and gets close unnecessarily, he/she is a vulture!

Characteristics of a genuine friend

" Arey baba! jo ho gaya ho gaya! rona bandh kar..."
ya man! he is right! why am I crying??

" I am sad that it ended, but I am sure it was worth it, you must've had good memories too, cherish them, don't cry don't sulk, remember it as one of the chapters in your life and move on"
yeah, it was truly beautiful, I have many good memories, he treated me well, I am sure even this is happening for the good, I shouldn't waste my time and energy in thinking about it or hating him or regretting, jo bhi tha acha hi tha

" Chal bhool ja ab, padhai pe dhyan de, kuch issue ho toh bol, main hoon "
ohhh shit! I have my exams from next week, I better concentrate on that rather than thinking about that piece of s***

"Chal yaar, jo hota hai ache ke liye hota hai , jo bhi kachra hai andar, nikaal de ek hi baar mein, main hoon yahan, ek baar jo sab rona dhona hai kar le, phir chal tujhe shopping karata hoon, party karte hai"
yes.. actually he is right! one guy is gone, that doesn't sum up my life, I should move on, I have better things in life to do


_______________


So, what is the actual Band Aid? for the bruises and wounds of break-ups, betrayals, heart breaks?
Whenever your heart gets a set-back either from your close friends, girlfriend, boyfriend,spouse etc.

Talking to the genuine one is the perfect Bond-Aid.
Or even better, don't depend on another person to get you out of one person and move on, because now if you depend on him/her, again it would be like you are just out of one loop and entering the other.
Getting out of one person and getting in another.
So rather than depending on some other friend and going through all this " who is genuine and who is vulture crap " you should just make yourself busy.

Perfect Bond-Aid except talking to a friend day and night :

Do whatever you love ( Make a list literally and fulfill it )
Concentrate on better things in life
Keep yourself busy, don't give your mind any space to think about what happened, the more you think the more you'll drift back, the more you are busy the more it'll fade away...

Get out of it, move on! Don't depend on any other person for your recovery.

Open your arms wide and welcome life as it comes! You will see, Life has so many better things to offer you :)

Falling in love is not risky at all!
But after falling off it, falling in love with life is a better option, at least till you know you have moved on :)




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Single the better, Double the Trouble

After knowing the ASL of a person, next question that generally everyone asks everyone is                 " Are you single/ are you dating someone/ what's your girlfriend's name? ek hai ya bohot saari?"

After these various questions there are varied responses. According to me whenever a girl is asked this question, she feels overwhelmed and says " Yes I am dating someone/ a very special someone/ he is so cute! I am so lucky to have him in my life etc etc. " 

Not only this, even without you asking her she will tell you his name, selfies with him set as the wallpaper in her phone etc.

Whereas when boys are asked this question there first response is "What?" they will act as if they didn't hear you properly, whenever they  do so, you have your answer, that yeah this guy is dating someone else. Keep this in mind, when you ask this to your male friend. 

So after he says "what?" you repeat the question and there is a straight " Neah!"

Before you say Okay he will continue " Relationships are not for me, I can never understand women, I have many female friends who are damn close to me , but Girlfriend Neah! People change after you start dating them, No women No cry, I am happy being a friend, SINGLE THE BETTER DOUBLE THE TROUBLE"

And you just say, "Okay, relax! calm down! breathe!"

" Seems like you have had many brutal break ups, you want to share about it?"

When you say this, suddenly the guy who was blabbering random shit a moment back has a puppy face with an expression that " Ab bata bata ke bhi kya kya batau? hush" as if every girl in the city has kicked him hard on his ass, even when he was true to  her, honest and committed to her. BULLSHIT!

So, lets think, why does this happen most of the times that girls are so open and happy to reveal their guys and why guys are so hesitant about it.

There is one simplest reason to this, Once a girl commits she means it,

and in a guy's case its always yes but I am not sure 

And the girl always supports him, thinking he is in a dilemma and it will be sorted with time.

But actually that never happens, a guy who says I am not sure in the start and still goes on with it is very rarely found to be sure at some point and maintaining true commitment. This is very rare. From the cases I have seen, its one out of hundred. 99 will spend nice time with the girl and everytime they depart to go home, he will say " darling, are you sure about you being sure?" the girl smiles and says , "Yes, I am " 

Boy (Shamelessly) " But, I am not sure yet:("

Girl(Hugging) " Don't worry everything will be sorted one day, Main hoon na tumhare saath"

Boy(Shamelessly) " But I dont want to spoil your life "

Girl (still smiling) " Arey Baba my life is perfect! relax!"

And then suddenly the boy smiles and goes back home happily, thinking that he is being honest and frank, its the girl's choice and decision to stay with him even when he says he is not sure. So he starts thinking he is not at fault here, and he shamelessly continues to do this for a long long time.

Since I am a guy I would know his mind and thought process. But what happens to the girl's mind every time she meets him and repeatedly hears this " I am not sure"

No one can tell how difficult it would it be to hide what you actually feel and still support your partner with a smile and have patience till the not sure turns to sure.

Women's' hearts are the most loving hearts, they wait, they agree, they adjust.

But Guys' hearts are stubborn, rude, obsessive, loving but possessive, agreeing but demanding.

Guys' shamelessness can be easily calculated when that one guy who talks about being single and happy and who suddenly has a puppy face, in some days he starts on hitting on the same girl, with whom he was having this conversation about No women no cry and all other jazz.

Seen many such cases,  

Requesting all the guys, if you are not sure about the girl or about committing to her don't start or continue, because this girl who is very special to you and is your friend etc. will get hurt. I suppose you are not so shameless to let this happen.

If You are not sure you are

SINGLE THE BETTER

if you continue without being sure

it would be

DOUBLE THE TROUBLE

Be the Good One for a change. Respect her.

                                             _________________________

P.S. Also I would like to know, how the other end feels, though you smile and support always, don't you sometimes feel like smashing his head?

Feel free to express yourselves in the comments 

Thanks


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Dark Stories Of Mumbai Local Gangs - Railway Crossing

After two episodes I would today like to introduce all the roads which went off track to actually go on tracks.

In 1812, Recession hit Mumbai just like Osama's Air planes hit twin towers on 9/11. Due to less number of cars in the city, most of the roads lost their jobs and were unemployed. They didn't know what to do, irony of life was that even after being roads they couldn't make their ends meet. All twelve of them were under a lot of stress and pressure of looking after their families. So they planned to schedule a meeting. They named it 12 Angry Roads, and wanted to make a decision in one single room on the same date no matter what. They signed a pact of not leaving the room until they come to some conclusion. Secret sources reveal that one of the landmark of Cinema was inspired from this meeting, due to constraints they couldn't reveal the name of the movie. It was all set, Meeting was scheduled on 12-12-12(18) at the 12th floor of Navjeevan Society at the stroke of midnight when the world was asleep they planned to wake up and take a stand against this Recession which hit them hard. There was no ventilation in the room, even the Aircondition was not working, it is now believed that it was a big transistor which was misunderstood to be an air conditioner by both Aamir Khan and the roads in this room.  It was raining like shawshank redemption and Mahesh bhatt's movies  in Mumbai, 6 of the 12 roads were actually smoking chimneys, feeling suffocated in that room. Finally they invited their friends from khar to help them in this decision. There are strong rumours of that helping road is still there and famously known as 13th Road Khar, he had such a huge impact on that meeting, that even if he is the 2nd 3rd 4th road of Khar and Bandra, he is still named 13th Road, no matter how badly the roads of Khar misguide and confuse the travellers and drivers. The roads of Khar and Bandra are all messed up with numbers because name of 13th road cant be changed. 

Live excerpts from that meeting are as follows :

12 Angry Roads :  We dont know what we should do, our families are out of mortar and concrete, they are going to die out of hunger, we have to find a way now!

Mighty 13th Road : There is a solution to this.

12 Angry Roads : What is it?

Mighty 13th Road : What I am going to say next wont be easy for you guys, but it will for sure help you and your families out. It might change your identities. Think before you agree. Not a easy road to follow, oh sorry path-path, not an easy path to follow.

12 Angry Roads : (Unanimously) What is it?

Mighty 13th Road : Mujhe tum logon ke ghar mein ROTI chahiye!! Jai Mata Di Lets Rock!!!

12 Angry Roads : Yo Yo Yo!! Lets do this ! Yo Yo Honey Singha!!!! Tell us what is it!

Mighty 13th Road : Talk to the railways, ask them to give you jobs, They are looking for stations for there Bombay Local Network, Experience is not mandatory. Freshers can also apply!! Whatsay??

AWKWARD SILENCE

There is murmuring and silent discussions throughout the room,

" Auto, Bus and Taxiwallas might kill us if we dont be loyal to them and allow trains to pass by us, this is very risky, we might get life threats, oh God this is really tough"

"But we dont have any other option,there are no vacancies in this recession period, But we wont change our names even if we change our occupation, Okay??"

" LETS DO THIS!" They said

They called up Central Railway Headquarters and got the documents  signed. Railways agreed to there norm of not changing their names no matter what.
After a telephonic interview, group discussion and HR round, they were hired and later trained to be Railway Stations for next six months with stipend.

This one move changed their lives, Their names got permanent in the history of Indian Railways.
One thing they loved about this job was that no one was digging and rolling them over and over again, they were no more injured with rain, nor burnt by heat and tyre marks made due to speeding up of cars, they had proper shades and fans now. They are calm and content being Railway Stations even today. For them it is an upgrade because from a road they have been promoted to become a premises.

They are Happily Known as

Grant Road

Charni Road

Elphinstone road

Matunga road

Khar road

Mira road

Vasai road

Dahanu road

Dockyard road

Sandhurst road

Reay road

Currey road


Their families and Kids have flourished and some of their kids have become Airports, Free ways, Flyovers, Sea Links and Santacruz Chembur Link Way etc.


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