Lets begin with Bhayandar the Bhayankar, this man was planned to be located near Borivali but something pushed him far. Bhayandar was a simple boy in his childhood. He combed his hair properly, was never late in school, did his homework regularly. He used to be an emotional chap back then. Once he went and approached Miss Kandivali, not because of onions of course but because she was the proposed queen of the western suburbs. Pretty she was, attractive as hell She was so much better than the Khadoos Malad and Goregaon. Once Bhayandar stepped out of his shell on 14th of february 1534, Valentines day didnt even exist back then. Of course the date was there because the time and calenders were there too, but it wasnt"the bandstand and marine drive diwas" back then on 14th of February, May be Bhayandar's feelings for Kandivali were strong, true and deep and may be thats the reason 14th of February is celebrated with such dedication every year in Mumbai. Anyways Bhayandar approached Kandivali and asked her out for a Jain Jungli Sandwich. Kandivali's instant reaction " You idiot! jis ladki ke naam mein bhi Kaanda hai usko Jain Sandwich ke liye puch raha hai kaisa idiot hai , how can you be such a dumbass dude?" Bhayandar thought a lot about it, it hurt him bad and deep, he wanted to know what just happened. He left the school and started reading to find what just happened,but he couldnt find any logic behind what Kandivali said. Ultimately after 2 years of vigorous research, he got to know that there is no logic behind this, people of Bombay have always assumed it to be Kaande Wali without any logic, he was devastated and angry. He went back to her and said, " Ye kya hai haan! On what basis did you say all that to me? there was no logic, no explanation, no justification no relation of Kandivali with onions, I read it all!!!!" Bhayandar said in rage to which Kandivali meekly replied " You did what??? dude? are you kidding me? you are such a dumbass Bhayandar, there are around what 1000000000 people in in Bombay,.." Bhayandar had a weird expression on his face.."...Not 100000000? then 10000?1000? alright there are so many people living in this city! not even 20 people know why the weird names ? why do you care, I know you've read it all and you think you are all cool and all, but no dude you are wrong, you know what is cool? Mahavir nagar is cool, highlighting hair is cool, partying and taking selfies is cool, you dont even know to spike your hair, please go ya Bhayandar, dont waste my time, I have to go for pedicure, just fish off alright!..eeww my prada bag just got pooped by a bird..."...and she started blabbering shit in her weird accent. Bhayandar couldnt hear any of it, he was shocked and devastated he just walked away, ate khandva at Bhagwati near by and kept walking, every time he stopped he had something to eat, khaakra, dhokla, khaman,jalebi, and also asked for suukha puris after having a dabeli. When the vendor asked, " Aye bhai! ye kya hai haan bhai? dabeli khake kya sukha puri maangne ka bhai? kya logic su che bhai ima?" Bhayandar replied with a sigh, " ye world mein bhai koi cheez ke peeche koi logic nahin hai...samajh lo.."
He walked the lonely road ahead, towards the setting sun.
That was the end of Bhayandar the simple scholar, never did anyone find that guy again, he realized too many things in a day which led to destruction of his IQ.
He became " Bhayandar the Bhayankar" the king of no logic. That last Rendezvous with Kandivali broke his heart, he realized being stupid is cool, not reading is cool, eating all the food with sukha geela chatnis and sukha puris is good. Eating Dabeli is always cooler than Studying in Silicon Valley.
He is a changed man now! He is Bhayandar The Bhayankar!
You'd know soon, Why Bhayankar!!!!!!
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