Single the better, Double the Trouble

After knowing the ASL of a person, next question that generally everyone asks everyone is                 " Are you single/ are you dating someone/ what's your girlfriend's name? ek hai ya bohot saari?"

After these various questions there are varied responses. According to me whenever a girl is asked this question, she feels overwhelmed and says " Yes I am dating someone/ a very special someone/ he is so cute! I am so lucky to have him in my life etc etc. " 

Not only this, even without you asking her she will tell you his name, selfies with him set as the wallpaper in her phone etc.

Whereas when boys are asked this question there first response is "What?" they will act as if they didn't hear you properly, whenever they  do so, you have your answer, that yeah this guy is dating someone else. Keep this in mind, when you ask this to your male friend. 

So after he says "what?" you repeat the question and there is a straight " Neah!"

Before you say Okay he will continue " Relationships are not for me, I can never understand women, I have many female friends who are damn close to me , but Girlfriend Neah! People change after you start dating them, No women No cry, I am happy being a friend, SINGLE THE BETTER DOUBLE THE TROUBLE"

And you just say, "Okay, relax! calm down! breathe!"

" Seems like you have had many brutal break ups, you want to share about it?"

When you say this, suddenly the guy who was blabbering random shit a moment back has a puppy face with an expression that " Ab bata bata ke bhi kya kya batau? hush" as if every girl in the city has kicked him hard on his ass, even when he was true to  her, honest and committed to her. BULLSHIT!

So, lets think, why does this happen most of the times that girls are so open and happy to reveal their guys and why guys are so hesitant about it.

There is one simplest reason to this, Once a girl commits she means it,

and in a guy's case its always yes but I am not sure 

And the girl always supports him, thinking he is in a dilemma and it will be sorted with time.

But actually that never happens, a guy who says I am not sure in the start and still goes on with it is very rarely found to be sure at some point and maintaining true commitment. This is very rare. From the cases I have seen, its one out of hundred. 99 will spend nice time with the girl and everytime they depart to go home, he will say " darling, are you sure about you being sure?" the girl smiles and says , "Yes, I am " 

Boy (Shamelessly) " But, I am not sure yet:("

Girl(Hugging) " Don't worry everything will be sorted one day, Main hoon na tumhare saath"

Boy(Shamelessly) " But I dont want to spoil your life "

Girl (still smiling) " Arey Baba my life is perfect! relax!"

And then suddenly the boy smiles and goes back home happily, thinking that he is being honest and frank, its the girl's choice and decision to stay with him even when he says he is not sure. So he starts thinking he is not at fault here, and he shamelessly continues to do this for a long long time.

Since I am a guy I would know his mind and thought process. But what happens to the girl's mind every time she meets him and repeatedly hears this " I am not sure"

No one can tell how difficult it would it be to hide what you actually feel and still support your partner with a smile and have patience till the not sure turns to sure.

Women's' hearts are the most loving hearts, they wait, they agree, they adjust.

But Guys' hearts are stubborn, rude, obsessive, loving but possessive, agreeing but demanding.

Guys' shamelessness can be easily calculated when that one guy who talks about being single and happy and who suddenly has a puppy face, in some days he starts on hitting on the same girl, with whom he was having this conversation about No women no cry and all other jazz.

Seen many such cases,  

Requesting all the guys, if you are not sure about the girl or about committing to her don't start or continue, because this girl who is very special to you and is your friend etc. will get hurt. I suppose you are not so shameless to let this happen.

If You are not sure you are

SINGLE THE BETTER

if you continue without being sure

it would be

DOUBLE THE TROUBLE

Be the Good One for a change. Respect her.

                                             _________________________

P.S. Also I would like to know, how the other end feels, though you smile and support always, don't you sometimes feel like smashing his head?

Feel free to express yourselves in the comments 

Thanks


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Dark Stories Of Mumbai Local Gangs - Railway Crossing

After two episodes I would today like to introduce all the roads which went off track to actually go on tracks.

In 1812, Recession hit Mumbai just like Osama's Air planes hit twin towers on 9/11. Due to less number of cars in the city, most of the roads lost their jobs and were unemployed. They didn't know what to do, irony of life was that even after being roads they couldn't make their ends meet. All twelve of them were under a lot of stress and pressure of looking after their families. So they planned to schedule a meeting. They named it 12 Angry Roads, and wanted to make a decision in one single room on the same date no matter what. They signed a pact of not leaving the room until they come to some conclusion. Secret sources reveal that one of the landmark of Cinema was inspired from this meeting, due to constraints they couldn't reveal the name of the movie. It was all set, Meeting was scheduled on 12-12-12(18) at the 12th floor of Navjeevan Society at the stroke of midnight when the world was asleep they planned to wake up and take a stand against this Recession which hit them hard. There was no ventilation in the room, even the Aircondition was not working, it is now believed that it was a big transistor which was misunderstood to be an air conditioner by both Aamir Khan and the roads in this room.  It was raining like shawshank redemption and Mahesh bhatt's movies  in Mumbai, 6 of the 12 roads were actually smoking chimneys, feeling suffocated in that room. Finally they invited their friends from khar to help them in this decision. There are strong rumours of that helping road is still there and famously known as 13th Road Khar, he had such a huge impact on that meeting, that even if he is the 2nd 3rd 4th road of Khar and Bandra, he is still named 13th Road, no matter how badly the roads of Khar misguide and confuse the travellers and drivers. The roads of Khar and Bandra are all messed up with numbers because name of 13th road cant be changed. 

Live excerpts from that meeting are as follows :

12 Angry Roads :  We dont know what we should do, our families are out of mortar and concrete, they are going to die out of hunger, we have to find a way now!

Mighty 13th Road : There is a solution to this.

12 Angry Roads : What is it?

Mighty 13th Road : What I am going to say next wont be easy for you guys, but it will for sure help you and your families out. It might change your identities. Think before you agree. Not a easy road to follow, oh sorry path-path, not an easy path to follow.

12 Angry Roads : (Unanimously) What is it?

Mighty 13th Road : Mujhe tum logon ke ghar mein ROTI chahiye!! Jai Mata Di Lets Rock!!!

12 Angry Roads : Yo Yo Yo!! Lets do this ! Yo Yo Honey Singha!!!! Tell us what is it!

Mighty 13th Road : Talk to the railways, ask them to give you jobs, They are looking for stations for there Bombay Local Network, Experience is not mandatory. Freshers can also apply!! Whatsay??

AWKWARD SILENCE

There is murmuring and silent discussions throughout the room,

" Auto, Bus and Taxiwallas might kill us if we dont be loyal to them and allow trains to pass by us, this is very risky, we might get life threats, oh God this is really tough"

"But we dont have any other option,there are no vacancies in this recession period, But we wont change our names even if we change our occupation, Okay??"

" LETS DO THIS!" They said

They called up Central Railway Headquarters and got the documents  signed. Railways agreed to there norm of not changing their names no matter what.
After a telephonic interview, group discussion and HR round, they were hired and later trained to be Railway Stations for next six months with stipend.

This one move changed their lives, Their names got permanent in the history of Indian Railways.
One thing they loved about this job was that no one was digging and rolling them over and over again, they were no more injured with rain, nor burnt by heat and tyre marks made due to speeding up of cars, they had proper shades and fans now. They are calm and content being Railway Stations even today. For them it is an upgrade because from a road they have been promoted to become a premises.

They are Happily Known as

Grant Road

Charni Road

Elphinstone road

Matunga road

Khar road

Mira road

Vasai road

Dahanu road

Dockyard road

Sandhurst road

Reay road

Currey road


Their families and Kids have flourished and some of their kids have become Airports, Free ways, Flyovers, Sea Links and Santacruz Chembur Link Way etc.


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Dark Stories of Mumbai Local Gangs

 After all the gangsters known to you in my last post, today I'll introduce you to the weird ones. Some are funny, Some are smart, Some make complete sense Some have just lost the track,Back to Back.

Lets begin with Bhayandar the Bhayankar, this man was planned to be located near Borivali but something pushed him far. Bhayandar was a simple boy in his childhood. He combed his hair properly, was never late in school, did his homework regularly. He used to be an emotional chap back then. Once he went and approached Miss Kandivali, not because of onions of course but because she was the proposed queen of the western suburbs. Pretty she was, attractive as hell She was so much better than the Khadoos Malad and Goregaon. Once Bhayandar stepped out of his shell on 14th of february 1534, Valentines day didnt even exist back then. Of course the date was there because the time and calenders were there too, but it wasnt"the bandstand and marine drive diwas" back then on 14th of February, May be Bhayandar's feelings for Kandivali were strong, true and deep and may be thats the reason 14th of February is celebrated with such dedication every year in Mumbai. Anyways Bhayandar approached Kandivali and asked her out for a Jain Jungli Sandwich. Kandivali's instant reaction " You idiot! jis ladki ke naam mein bhi Kaanda hai usko Jain Sandwich ke liye puch raha hai kaisa idiot hai , how can you be such a dumbass dude?" Bhayandar thought a lot about it, it hurt him bad and deep, he wanted to know what just happened. He left the school and started reading to find what just happened,but he couldnt find any logic behind what Kandivali said. Ultimately after 2 years of vigorous research, he got to know that there is no logic behind this, people of Bombay have always assumed it to be Kaande Wali without any logic, he was devastated and angry. He went back to her and said, " Ye kya hai haan! On what basis did you say all that to me? there was no logic, no explanation, no justification no relation of Kandivali with onions, I read it all!!!!" Bhayandar said in rage to which Kandivali meekly replied " You did what??? dude? are you kidding me? you are such a dumbass Bhayandar, there are around what 1000000000 people in in Bombay,.." Bhayandar had a weird expression on his face.."...Not 100000000? then 10000?1000? alright there are so many people living in this city! not even 20 people know why the weird names ? why do you care, I know you've read it all and you think you are all cool and all, but no dude you are wrong, you know what is cool? Mahavir nagar is cool, highlighting hair is cool, partying and taking selfies is cool, you dont even know to spike your hair, please go ya Bhayandar, dont waste my time, I have to go for pedicure, just fish off alright!..eeww my prada bag just got pooped by a bird..."...and she started blabbering shit in her weird accent. Bhayandar couldnt  hear any of it, he was shocked and devastated he just walked away, ate khandva at Bhagwati near by and kept walking, every time he stopped he had something to eat, khaakra, dhokla, khaman,jalebi, and also asked for suukha puris after having a dabeli. When the vendor asked, " Aye bhai! ye kya hai haan bhai? dabeli khake kya sukha puri maangne ka bhai? kya logic su che bhai ima?" Bhayandar replied with a sigh, " ye world mein bhai koi cheez ke peeche koi logic nahin hai...samajh lo.."

He walked the lonely road ahead, towards the setting sun.
That was the end of Bhayandar the simple scholar, never did anyone find that guy again, he realized too many things in a day which led to destruction of his IQ.
He became " Bhayandar the Bhayankar" the king of no logic. That last Rendezvous with Kandivali broke his heart, he realized being stupid is cool, not reading is cool, eating all the food with sukha geela chatnis and sukha puris is good. Eating Dabeli is always cooler than Studying in Silicon Valley.

He is a changed man now! He is Bhayandar The Bhayankar!
You'd know soon, Why Bhayankar!!!!!!
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Dark stories of Mumbai Local Gangs

Kadar Bhai is a common name in the community of dons of Mumbai. Allow me to introduce to you dons of Mumbai Railway.

Following are the characters of my Story

Dadar Bhai is the father of all stations on Mumbai local and main line. He wins the election of "Don of Mumbai Railway" unopposed every year since last 15 years.

Vashi the Tashi is the new improved face of station infrastructure and works under Panvel Bhau who heads the harbour line.

Mumbai terminal of South Bombay which initiated the central and later harbour line was under Victoria's control but gradually Shivaji the Boss took over.

Viru is the underdog hero who has helped many to reside on cheaper rates in his area hence accumulating  huge population under his wings. Though his reach is faded in central and southern parts of Mumbai, his USP and strength comes from his contacts from Gujrat. Now Mr. Modi as the Prime Minister he is expecting the throne in future.

Andheri sarkar is himself a caretaker of his areas and is happy and content in doing his duties and taking care of his territory. He hasn't been in the competition since long now. Others are suspicious and think that he is silently planning something and can attack any time and be dangerous soon.

Thana Kar is well known in the central and harbour lines. He is proud of his 10 Platforms and being an initiator of a separate treaty with Vashi the Tashi he lives in respect and pride. He is planning to soon sign a treaty with Mira and Bori Wali bai. Secret sources reveal that he has an extra marital affair with them since years now. His wife Airoli and Brother in law Kalva are disappointed with this news.

Bhai Sheev is well known in major slum areas.

Kurla holds command in the Kolhi areas

Wadala is a hideous don who runs chain of South Indian restaurants as his side business to turn his black money to white. 

Amongst all this there is a new name Ghatkopar, merchant of copper vessels who has suddenly created a major buzz amongst the Mumbai Local Gangs. Sources report that Dadar Bhai's throne is in risk in the elections this year.

This was a short introduction of some characters in the story. Majorly the once who belong to the underworld. 

There are Cops, EnglishMen, Politicians, Businessmen and more!

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